'Jimmy Kimmel Live' - 01.April.2004

Transcript by the webmiss for Ashley Scott Haven

J. Kimmel: When she was 15 years old, our next guest went to New York to become a Model. Then she joined the circus as a lion juggler. Then she became an actress in the show 'Dark Angel' and the movies A.I. and S.W.A.T. This Friday she co-stars with 'The Rock' in the re-make of Walking Tall. That's tomorrow too, please put down your sticks and say hello to Ashley Scott everybody.

(Ashley comes out, greets host and fellow guest Chris Klien)

Ashley Scott: (to CK) Gosh, this is so exciting, you have no idea, you guys I am the biggest fan. I'm the biggest fan in the world, 'Black Hawk Down'.

Chris Klein: (fakes arrogance) Yeah, that was me.

Ashley Scott: 'Pearl Harbor' (more squealing over CK before turning to Kimmel) And you congratulations...

J. Kimmel: Thank you.

Ashley Scott: Four more years, huh?

J. Kimmel: Four more ye.. no, no, you're thinking of...

Ashley Scott: And that whole break up with Anne Heche honestly guys, isn't she the hottest chick in the world? Right?

J. Kimmel: You're very confused.

Ashley Scott: Lets get started. Five questions, five questions, now.

J. Kimmel: Your totally... You got a whole mass of people in other people in shows you're thinking of.

Ashley Scott: Wayne, cut it out.

J. Kimmel: No, no I'm not Wayne, I'm not Wayne Brady. It's a different guy. I really feel like, between the two of you and the audience, like Danny Devito right now. I swear to God.

Ashley Scott: I don't understand why? April Fools day everybody.

J. Kimmel: Yeah, it is. So are you a participant in that sort of thing? Did you do anything?

Ashley Scott: No, I don't know what you're talking about.

J. Kimmel: Oh, you don't? Would you like a nipple by the way? We've got an extra.

(various silly comments and laughter over the fake nipples by Kimmel, CK, and AS.)

J. Kimmel: You don't go for that, you don't go for pranks? No one tries to pull them on you.

Ashley Scott: Sure, not today though, I didn't get any.

J. Kimmel: Really, nothing? Well there's still time.

Ashley Scott: I know.

Chris Klein: Day's not over yet.

Ashley Scott: Where's Adam?

J. Kimmel: No Adam's not on this show, you got us totally...

Ashley Scott: There's a gentleman walking around with a sign on his back.

J. Kimmel: Oh, Adam Spegielman, oh yes, yes, well he doesn't realize he's got the sign on his back, but.. um

(Adam's 'kick me' sign shown, audience laughs and applause)

J. Kimmel: We're very clever around here in these parts.

Ashley Scott: (to Adam) Had to tell you. Sorry, it lasted to long.

J. Kimmel: You are from the South and I read that you were into like hunting and fishing and that sort of thing.

Ashley Scott: Sure

J. Kimmel: That seems, that's difficult for me to believe with that dress and everything. Would you dress like that...

Ashley Scott: (with thick southern drawl) Came to Hollywood and they dressed me all up.

J. Kimmel: What sort of fishing would you do?

Ashley Scott: Well, I've... regular fishing bores me, I don't know about the ladies out here, but it kind of bored me. But I like flounder giggin'.

J. Kimmel: What is flounder gigging? And can we try it?

Ashley Scott: (to audience) Have you ever been frog giggin' or flounder giggin' anybody? (some clapping from audience)

Chris Klein: Giggin'? You spear them.

Ashley Scott: Yeah, you spear them.

J. Kimmel: Oh you do, you put a spear through them?

Ashley Scott: Yeah, you go out in your juan bug and you put your lights on underneath and the flounders kind of... (makes motions with hands) you know

J. Kimmel: They're big, flounders, right?

Ashley Scott: Yeah, some of them.

J. Kimmel: And how big are they?

Ashley Scott: They don't get real big, I guess, I mean probably about two feet.

J. Kimmel: Two feet's pretty big for a fish.

Ashley Scott: Yeah, about a foot, two foot, there's definitely...

J. Kimmel: And you would stab them through the heart, like a vampire.

Ashley Scott: Pretty much, yeah. And then suck there blood. It's really good.

J. Kimmel: And would you do the stabbing yourself?

Ashley Scott: Yeah, you have these giggin', giggers, spears. And um, you know, (makes motion like stabbing with spear) you just get in there.

J. Kimmel: Really?

Ashley Scott: Yeah.

J. Kimmel: Wow.

Ashley Scott: I just get bored sitting there. I mean it's fun to drink beer, but when I was younger, it wasn't, I couldn't really do that. (laughs)

J. Kimmel: So have like, kind of a blood lust than, you'd say?

Ashley Scott: I don't know what you're talking about.

J. Kimmel: I couldn't imagine, I would like to see that. I'd like to see you on like, American Sportsman, dressed like this, spearing fish through the heart.

Ashley Scott: Okay.

J. Kimmel: And did you cut them open and you clean the fish yourself.

Ashley Scott: No, my daddy did that.

J. Kimmel: Oh your dad did that?

Ashley Scott: Yeah.

J. Kimmel: And then you moved to New York, of course as most flounder giggers do, to become a model.

Ashley Scott: There's a huge market, in fact. Well I just watched this thing on TV that the Hudson River, they said there's good fishin'.

J. Kimmel: In the Hudson River? Yeah, really?

Ashley Scott: I wouldn't try it. I don't think anything of it either.

Chris Klein: I think the fish glow in the dark, but uh..

J. Kimmel: I think it's cleaner than it use to be, but I still wouldn't try a fish out of the Hudson River.

Ashley Scott: Yeah, I watched this whole documentary on it and they were trying to, you know, push the fish in there, but...

J. Kimmel: You moved and you became a model in New York. And did you live in one of those model houses with all the girls?

Ashley Scott: I did.

J. Kimmel: And was that like 'America's Next Top Model'. Is that an accurate type of--

Ashley Scott: Sort of, yeah, it was interesting. You know, I was 15 years old and left South Carolina and went up to the city and you know, lived with a bunch of chicks, and it was fun. I mean, it was you know, hell for the person who was taking care of us, cause we were--you know.

J. Kimmel: Did you smoke and stuff like that when you got there?

Ashley Scott: No.

J. Kimmel: Oh, you didn't?

Ashley Scott: (sarcasm) Of course not.

Chris Klein: A girl from South Carolina, no way.

(Chris and Ashley laugh with Kimmel)

Ashley Scott: (sarcasm) A girl from South Carolina doesn't smoke.

(various comments and joking laughter among them about smoking and Southern stereotypes)

J. Kimmel: Now you and The Rock are in this movie Walking Tall which actually a true story, it's based on the life of Joe Don Baker, right?

Ashley Scott: Yes it is, Beauford Pusser.

J. Kimmel: Oh yeah, somebody like that. And you play whom in the film?

Ashley Scott: I play a young lady named Deni. And the town goes wrong and she kind of goes with it and she starts strippin'.

J. Kimmel: Oh well, that's good news.

Ashley Scott: And the love of my life, The Rock, comes and kind of saves the day.

J. Kimmel: Oh, he does, he stops you from stripping?

Ashley Scott: Yes he does, actually. But there's of course there's one scene in there, just for all your viewing pleasure.

J. Kimmel: Of course there is. And we have one scene here for all your viewing pleasure. Here's Ashley Scott in Walking Tall

(clip from Walking Tall)

J. Kimmel: That looks pretty good. Did you stay there? You didn't stay there, did you?

Ashley Scott: No.

J. Kimmel: Of of course not.

Ashley Scott: Ashley Scott is here, we'll be right back.

(musical guest performs, show ends with sign off buy the host with plugs for all the guest)